Thursday, January 14, 2010

Technical Problems in Personal "LIFE"

Hey the topic sound intresting rite ......but credit goes to one of my friends called Vijayshree who gave me the topic and Suvarna who always tries to incorporate the technical jargons in our day today conversations....
Funny isn't it but actually when i do a self analysis i realize that our life is more like a piece of software ..whose specification should be clear,need to implemented correctly,tested properly and ofcourse as always issue fixing is required and issue remains....no code is completely bug free..nd no life on this earth exists which has no problems as such........;)

Nothing is perfect in this world and our softwares are not different from this... infact if software is 100% perfect then s/w people's life will b on the edge of danger ;)

I know most of u will agree to this.. ;)

We software people do have a very bad habit of comparing each and every thing with the software terms...i can as of now comment only on software terminology because i don hav much idea bout other fields......nyways ...chalo lets do some funny technical comparisions..........::D.The whole idea of writing this blog is to have some gud funny comments..to chill out our brains ;)....because thats the only part which we generally use...nd personally our physical health goes for a toss until and unless u r really concerned bout it,...............nd waise bhi s/w engg ki life toh CTRL+C se shuru hoke CTRL+V per end hoti hai ;)

Now let me try to co-relate use some technical jargons to our real life

Human being - Piece of Software that GOD built ;) Dekha s/w word jahan bbhi aata hai uske saath saath bugs(problems) bhi aa jate hain... ek ke saath ek free ;) . Is s/w word ne BHAGWAN ko bhi nahin choda :(

Life - SDLC(I hope u all knw it very well and have read it 1001 times till now and also have to read it and mention it with time and again)

Requirements - How do you want to lead ur life--

In real s/w cycle customer is God and s/w people have to just do whatver he says.. "majboor us:( "But in GOD's life cycle its vice versa.. GOD implements s/w according to HIS WISH.. and our requirements will be incorporated depending on our confidence ;)

Devlopment - The way we decide to lead our life and the making up of ourselves

Testing - Conducted by GOD to see how is the quality of software he has built(problems u face in LIFE)

Bug Fixing - Solvings your problems

Release - Finally ur life ends and ofcos with KNOWN ISSUES;)

U may be finding it weird but funny isn't it to use technical words for conversation..but thats what we do in our day to day life....remem using words like facing issue,technical problem,not meeting requirements,does not meet expectation,need to have one to one etc .This words soon become a part of our normal conversation.......i remem telling one of my friends why dont u write an ajax call to fetch the data from a server and run an update query on that....what i meant by the sentence is why dont u try(ofcos for a gal he likes).....similarily there were thousand of such terms which we use...like say..........if u r married then we say ur license is expired and cannot be renewed..if u r having some quarrel wit ur husband conduct one to one infocus meeting...and give him a bad rating in appraisal cycle( if he doesnt take care of his responsibilities well)........u can release him from the project called maraige if u want to;)..depending on ur appraisal rating...hehehe......

These technical word soon become an inseparable part of our life..nd we get so used to it....i give u write many more such funny comments under my comments sections.......So ppl wht r u wating for just go ahead and update.....

The reason for this article is that too much bored of philosophy now;)...nd moreover i don want u ppl to kill me so soon...or tell me to stop writing....so for a change to save my own back...i m writing this blog...:D..just njoyyyyyyyyyyyyyy



Warning :Till u r released u r bound to gather requirements,do development,fix issues and so on..but u knw when it comes to a bug.....technical prob jaisa bhi ho solve karte but personal mein ye fixing is too tough:(.....are issues hai na fix karke deploy karne ka..dependent code will be affected..so issues keep popping just fix the severe and prior one and continue with it...nyways after every iteration celebrate it...Chilling,partying and all the things which make u happy .....